July 2010
3 posts
Teen-mom Farrah’s mom tried to strangle her! This show keeps getting better and better. Wai to go mom
http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/26/mom-of-mtv-teen-mom-plea-bargain-knives-debra-danielson-farrah-abraham/
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too many people asked me why i don’t update my blog anymore, so I GUESS I’ll start it again.
May 2010
1 post
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formspring.me
Ask me more questions about my vagaina, please. http://formspring.me/captshelbo
April 2010
2 posts
stops copies me. stops copies me. stops copies me.
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THE HANGOVER IS NOT FUNNY.
I don’t want to be in your ‘wolf pack’, I don’t care about the stupid baby, I don’t even remember anything else about that movie because IT WAS STUPID AND UNFUNNY.
i hate everybody.
March 2010
6 posts
happy barfday to me
http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/11/richard-belzer-accused-of-apple-assault/?icid=main|aim|dl2|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2F2010%2F03%2F11%2Frichard-belzer-accused-of-apple-assault%2F
munch gone wild
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FUCK YEA COSTCO
costco now sells their delicous, peace making economic stimulating cinnamon rolls again.
all is well.
“ANARCHISM, the name given to a principle or theory of life and conduct under which society is conceived without government - harmony in such a society being obtained, not by submission to law, or by obedience to any authority, but by free agreements concluded between the various groups, territorial and professional, freely constituted for the sake of production and consumption, as also for...
this week just sucks
1. I had to deal with Hell, Inc. (aka Dell) because the charging jack in my computer broke thanks to my roommate. My dad’s friend put in a new jack so that it wouldn’t tweak or break off completely. Now my battery won’t charge because we didn’t want to pay $160 for a whole new board and Hell, Inc. wants us to pay more and take my computer for 2 weeks (while I’m in...
February 2010
26 posts
REBLOG IF to you, real woman aren't size 0 - REAL...
vizwrtsic:
mostabortedsamo:
ihatethismess:
anadagiobreeze:
sylarkitty:
bleedingaudioblood:
(via idothattoo)
or or i have a better idea no…reblog if you are a woman. they are plenty of women who are size zero and them seem pretty real to me.
reblog if you identify as a woman in any way.
I’m a size zero, and I’m a woman, and fuck you.
Apparently I’m not real.
I think...
he’s under your bed.
footloose inspiration of the day
when i open my bar, it’ll be 80’s night every night.
!!!
p.s. kevin bacon if you’re on the internet please come to my room
i have fucking pink eye
who farted on my pillow?!?!?!
who brings their baby to the library
i mean honestly. I’m already distracted enough by fb and tumblr for this bullshit.
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cowboys don't know what McCarthyism is, seesh
my racist/sexist writing teacher is having us write a paper on the connection between the fantastic/super/best/hellawickedcoolyall movie High Noon (staring the dreamy Gary Cooper) and McCarthyism.
it’s hard for me to believe that such an ignorant person who makes us print out pages and pages of discussion papers that we talk about for 10 minutes would even know what this genuine piece of...
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every time we discuss 'the man' in class, my...
holy balls i am going crazy
there’s a band that I can’t find for the life of me and i’ve been searching forever. They’re a British band with 4/5 males who play instruments and sometimes sing with a female lead singer who is blonde and plays the tambourine. the only word in the song I can remember is ‘ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh’. They have kind of a 70’s/60’s sound to them but...
huskerdont:
annierachel:
jessiebarber:
Love...
THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=457705>1=28103
well for my dad anyway.
i wonder if he’s going to cry
jam club
orangealert:
this campus club jam club said they would cover the ridiculous cost of $300 to rent a room at the student union for the nana grizol/max levine show last month. they didn’t really do a single thing except force themselves onto the bill so they could play shitty instrumental metallica cover jamz for 20 minutes before the max could play. they also sold tee shirts for $10 and took...
Liar liar with your pants on fire white spades hangin on the telephone wire gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line you’ll never recognize yourself on Heartattack and Vine doctor lawyer beggar man thief Philly Joe Remarkable looks on in disbelief if you want a taste of madness you have to wait in line you’ll probably see someone you know on Heartattack and Vine Boney’s...
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'no i can't go do my laundry now, there's people...
my roommate and neighbor use this bullshit excuse every weekend and then bitch about not having clothes to wear, so they attempt to use mine.
not like people see bras and undies in every newspaper and magazine anyway. it’ll probably help you get laid too
put me to sleep, don’t let me stay awake
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internal debate
i don’t know which is better, pita pit or chipotle for nights when i’m attached to netflix and alone in my room.
i'm playing
a game in which i have to out mom a mom and raise my kid.
i need more wine and everyone in this room to get cancer
January 2010
8 posts
Life sucks, then you die And your soul gets sucked into the sky Birds sing, I wonder why You eat a bowl of cereal and sigh You’re late for your class You’re walkin’ the halls without a pass Big deal [x2] Time flies, time crawls You’re a prisoner trapped between its claws Life sucks, sometimes You gotta learn to live between the lines Your feet are on the ground...
i would like to have sex with you because:
I don’t want this Brazilian to go to waste.
You’ve been a good boy.
I’m feeling generous.
Cosmopolitan: Making dirty slut dreams a reality.
the toxic avenger
is the topic of my sociology paper.
if i don’t get an A on it idk what i’ll do
orangealert:
vizwrtsic:
MACS SUCK
although on i’m rachel’s right now
so i went on a sabbatical
with shelby and rachel and we picked up the headless woman, spiral and jurassic park.
spiral is fucked up.
but it was totally cool when that dude yanked out his tongue and jumped in a washing machine and turned himself into an uzumaki.
December 2009
18 posts
birth control is
living in a mormon house with 4 kids under 17.
good god get me out of here
mor(m)onville
My observations of Utah:
1. The most popular vehicles are giant Ford 250+ trucks that are lifted at least once.
2. Grocery stores don’t sell alcohol. There are about 2 liquor stores per city and they are the damndest biggest liquor stores that I’ve ever seen. According to my dad this is a big problem.
3. Mormons like to ‘borrow’ stuff and not bring it back. Unless they...
